or should this be called “One of Tara’s Theories on Masturbation”

Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one’s own genitals, often to the point of orgasm.

It is held in many mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem.

It is my belief that Masturbation makes you smarter.

And this is why :

1.  It makes you smarter as to your own body – and how and where you feel the most pleasure.

2.  The Chinese believe that the pelvic floor is a refractal of the face and that in summary, the clitoris is the thinking pole.  Thus stimulation of this can be thought of as ripening the pole – so to speak.

3.  But my favourite reason, is when all is said and done and you have just experienced that lovely exploding sesnsation (and your eyes glaze over and the lights dim), each of your brain cells explodes into four new brain cells.  And these are the stars that we see.
Theory complete.  Thats why masturbation makes you smarter.

Here’s a fun fact:
Both the heart during normal sinus rhythm and the uterus during orgasm contract at a rate of one beat every 0.8 of a second.