MY toys and MY sun

Day 17- Someone you would want to switch lives with for one day and why

My cat continuously tries to convince me that he is a person – therefore he can considered, for the purpose of this post, someone.

If I could switch lives for a day, I would switch and be fat, lazy good for nothing, do nothing, him.

champion cage fighter

I go to work in the morning … and he is back on the bed.
After having harassed me no end telling me that his tummy thinks his throat has been cut.

He has a cat door in the back door.
NO THANKS!  He would rather scratch the hell out of the front door so I have to get up and let him in – or out.

If there is wine on the table, the game is to beat the consumer to the glass and knock it over.

thou shalt not work while i sleep

Apparently, the only time I am allowed to work in my office is when there is another place warmer to sleep than my keyboard.

He charges around the neighbourhood, beating up other cats (and children I bet too).
When one of them finally swipes back, I shell out hundreds of dollars for him to go to the V.E.T and then he promptly goes and does it again.

When he is pissed off, I get presents like rats and wetas.

When he is happy, I get sat on and a butt in my face whilst he purrs loudly …. and dribbles.

Yea – lets swap buddy.  And see how YOU like it!

(CONDITION: I’d only swap if my owner loved me like I love mine).