guido reni, drinking bacchus
oh yes i partook in the free wine that was to be offered at Toms 21st. thank you kate!
emma and i decided it was about time we got gladded up and hit the town and a 21st was scheduled.
before i left home, i felt a little like yea ha granma (i’m so not 21 – even ish) but with the promise of a few wines and giggling with the prowse, i was getting dressed and heading out the door.
we arrived in town to find clive and neil – typical – first in. well lets just say in succinct terms that it all went downhill from there ;
actually already on its way downhill ...... (brooke, me and emmz)
- clive split yellow candle wax down his pants
- emma and i convinced a girl trying to throw up in the toilet that once she had stuck her fingers down her throat three times, that it would happen for her
- clive poured wine down emmas leg and into her shoe
- emmz and i raided brookes handbag and emmz wore some yummy perfumes all night (brookes handbag is a sight to behold – its the equivalent of a guys toolbox)
- clive stole my shoe
- steves friend wasnt funny
- emma put a fucking great hole in her stockings and had to take them off
- some random guy from diving showed up and neil jumped in and played a great cockblocker for me
- emma sang a maori song and did the haka in the middle of the viaduct cos the karaoke bar was closed
- clive called neil soft and convinced him to throw the fiat through the chicanes on the way home (emmz tells me it was worse on the way to hers and she could have died!)
emmz and i did however manage to spend a grand total of $31.00.
that doesnt include the pie and icey cold coke for breakfast though. and after the lieing on the lawn in the sun, i think i need to spend another $30 to buy loads of moisteriser for my sunburn.
