something happened last week and i got hurt – i am still hurt – but i am getting over it by making the most of funny mean names, random insult generators and stupid pictures that say all the things that i cant right now. or probably ever will.
my latest list of things i would like to call you;
- leather-sacked gerbilpoacher
- needle dicked piefucker
- pickle ass carrotfreak
- monkey flavoured cumberry
needless to say, i’m starting to feel a little better.
What did you do to yourself bitch-face-mole?
haha funny herpes face!
using one of my insults against me too – classy.
i think i fell on my face and broke my heart a little. but its on the mend. a pair of handcuffs, some duct tape, a few rubbish bags and a bamboo pole or two and it will be good as new.
Good to hear it.