today is a good day to celebrate insults, especially ones with a sneaky little profanity.
of course the irritation with persons and things could be due to the excessively strong espressos i have during the day. is probably also the reason that it takes me ages to get to sleep at the moment.
i think this post could be sponsored by fixd cafe. in a good way. fresh beans! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
.. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
.. Right now I’m sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
.. I’m blonde, whats your excuse?
.. Damn not you again…….
.. If I ever need a brain transplant, I’d choose yours because I’d want a brain that had never been used.
.. He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
.. I’m not mean … you’re just a sissy.
.. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself?





